Monday, October 29, 2012

What does Capt'n Cocky, Mr. Obvious, and Sgt. Straightforward have in common?

They dont take nobodies sh**!

So let's go through each of these lucid personas in which I can attest to playing out in various actual scenarios.

Yeahhh.....It's called homework people.....home-work!

Notice that last word followed by the first word, home.

Yeah, ya got it now.

Work.

Do it.

Just do it.

Anyways.....


Captain Cocky: Yes he can get whatever he wants, when he wants it...most of the time.

95% of the time, you can bet that he has a ball (or two) in get'n it to.

No we're not talking sex here....u sick-o!

Capt'n Cocky has fun ....being cocky.

It's brings about a joy to see people buckle and silently wimmer when they see of someone who is overly confident in themselves and their actions... but for great reasons.

Ya see, ya cant be Capt'n Cocky and not be able to back ya sh** up.

Ya see, part of being Capt'n Cocky is that yo sh** IS TOGETHER!....tougher than leather....

....and not that pleather....(that synthetic stuff made from plastic which was highly used in the ghetto when referencing cheap-fake-a** leather jackets worn by wanna be hipsters and punks in the early 70's.; term coined by Amy Bach....thank you Amy!)

So when you're Capt'n Cocky ...you tend to speak with over zealous amount of cockiness when yo shi** is together.

Some may find offensive.

Some may welcome it.

But others would kill to actually have one day in the Captain's shoes.

Yeah well.... confidence doesn't grow on trees.

And for good reason too.

People would just go pick'n at the tree until it's lifeless.

Never wanting to do some work.

Always a short cut.

We're back at the word again.

SO.....

Being cocky or over confident isn't exactly a bad thing as I was contemplating.

It's all in the way you go about it and the timing of it all.

You gotta feel out your crowd first.

Or maybe not.

Now, let's talk about Mr. Obvious.

Mr Obvious will never let you down.

He makes everything and everybody aware of his presence.

The immediate response is astonishing.

True story(s)...I play Mr. Obvious every now & again when I decide to hit up the town for the night.

That's the beauty of SoCal.

It's so big, you can go anywhere and meet people.

You can be who ever you want to be.

Who cares?!?

Mr. Obvious at the right place at the right time will get....has gotten some bonus action points.

Yes, we are talking about sex now.

Mr. Obvious in the work place probably would not play over to well.

Your name would instantly go from Mr. Obvious to Mr. Dick.

And nobody likes Dick.

Nope not talk'n about sex.

Have you ever wondered how someone could actually stick to the name Dick?

Probably because.....the shoe fits?

Anyways...

Mr. Obvious is also highly confident.

Mr. Obvious may have indeed invented the entire concept of confidence.

You get my drift?

Yup I said drift.

Could've said swerve.

.....wait for it.....

Drift is better.

Mr. Obvious is about results.

Instant gratification, but with class.

Never dirty.

Always classy.

Not game.

Eye contact.

Body Language.

The ability to articulate exactly what the eyes and body language exhumes, is a priceless talent.

Over time, Mr. Obvious is achievable. In due time.

Never a rush.

Ok.

Last but not least....


Sergeant Straightforward.

Let me be clear: There is no sugar-coating with Sgt. Straightforward.

The Sgt. will let you know, cut and dry. Take or leave it.

At the end of the day, The Sgt feels good about his duties.

He can rest easily tonight because he is stressless.

He repels stress like a bullets to superman.

That's what makes the Sgt. cool.

You want the Sgt's opinion and/or point of view.

You know it's gonna be honest...and well.....

......straightforward.

The Sgt. is not a softy by no means.

He cant help who he is.

He pleasures enjoyment from the sheer thought of telling it like it is.

He has seen what holding shit in can do.

It's toxic.

It can eat you alive.

Stress will...and can kill you.

The Sgt. is aware!

So-what if he bruises a few feelings here and there....

At least they know the truth.

Truth hurts...sometimes.

Sincerely....I'd like to think that each of us have our own unique ways in which we choose to deal with situations, people, issues, etc.

These guys I've described is in each of us.

It's just a matter of time before an event triggers you into the personas.

When it's all over...you'll laugh.

You'll laugh, knowing you've defeated stress.

You're defeating stress.

Word up.

Keep evolving.











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