...Wait a minute....it's Aug 2012 and there isn't an Act or Law in effect that mandates implanted barcoding on humans yet? I was sure some major hip hop artist or pop star would've had their child implanted by now and the world (of followers) would soon...well, .....follow.
BUT -Oh...that's right. There's no need.
Our cell phones & social media connections is a tell all book.
Plus, modern day metal detectors and body scans at the airports wouldn't know what to make of this new sophisticated and highly advanced nano-technological tracking device embedded in our skin.
Side Note: As of now the government takes about 48% of your purchase towards an airline ticket to cover fuel charges
Fuel charge? FUEL CHARGE?
What's that?
Since when do I have to pay for the gas? This isn't a fooken rental car!
Hasn't someone figured it out yet on how to combine salt water, plastic and pollution into fuel for airplanes and cars?
I just dont want to pay for fuel charges.
I heard spirit airlines doesn't charge.
I'm sooooo on it.
OK...I got off the subject.
Now.....About those piercing and tattoos.....
I imagine it to be very difficult to become a hollywood celebrity unless you have one or the other.
However if you have both, I'm sure you're on your way to becoming a really big celebrity pop-star-con!
....Or rock star. Or rapper. Or basketball player. Or football player.
Let's face it. You are not cool unless you have one or the other. And only then, your entire body must be covered in them. But it wasn't not too long ago that really bad guys, evil convicts, billy-bad-ass motorcycle riders, and armed service dudes were the only ones sporting the tats?
And dont get me started on black celebrities and tats!....that's definitely another worthy blog.
Funny. I recall the days of Berkeley. Early 90's.
Rich kids from the hills, who could afford to color their hair funky colors everyday and get tattoos, piercing and shopped at Hot Topics(my favorite store)...would shun their parents and hang out downtown on Telegraph Ave to panhandle students for money.
Often they would be very honest on why they needed the money.
"For Drugs" ...one guy said to me.
He was serious.
So I said "A dollar is gonna get you drugs?"
He said "Well when I add it to my other dollars it adds up really quick"
So I said "No!...I'm not giving you shi*! Go ask mommy & dad-dee!!"
He said "Ok, next time bro. HEY...I'll share!"
I was 23 at the time.
What did I know.
I knew I wasn't given this hippy a dollar of my hard earned cash.....even if it was made from trees.
And I like hippies. They're cool. The old ones that is.
But the yahoos nowadays with all the tats...it's beyond a fad. It's permanent. And I have friends who have them. I dont get it. Doesn't make me not want to be their friends anymore. I just dont get it.
I once dated a girl whose back was covered with one that was of a indian sex goddess with 6 arms or some shi* like that. It freaked me out at first. She said she'd gotten when she was a teenager. Eventually I got over it. But doggy-style was weird. Swear the face of the goddess chick on her back winked at me a couple of times.
So fooken Weird!
Anyways....you best believe the doc who invented the tattoo removal process is paid....but he'd better get out the business soon...because the side affects haven't been given enough time to undergo extensive studies and treatments. Trust me. Or not.
Soon to be, one of those Attorney "we wanna sue somebody just for you" commercial ads just for the general fall out of the removal process. Or let's see what celebrity will die from the process...that's sure to light a fire.
Watch.
AND Guess who'll be on top of that list?
If you guessed right....
HIGH Profile Celebs and black people who got tattooed at tattooing parties in atlanta by mookie and milan who just got out of jail..... 7 days ago.
My grandfather and cousin warned against tats and holes many years ago.
Said it was forbidden within our bloodline as this is how they distinguished slaves back in the days.
Only... they didn't use ink.
For that reason alone, I'm cool.
I've had my ears pierced on both sides since I was 16.
It was a bet with me & my cousin....
While hanging in Berkeley....
With the hippies....
BUT...
That's far as it will ever go.
My thing is ...noboby seems to be worried about the long term health effects that can be associated with that of tats and holes everywhere.
Maybe they scared of the truth. Asleep at the wheel.
Drooling & shi*!
I heard....the truth will EVOLVE yo ass.
Now Imagine that.
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